I've been a bit under the weather this week, laryngitis & whatnot. John told me a joke earlier this week from his days as Chuck Taylor in Wilkes-Barre:
Sports Dude: Coach, I got leprosy.
Coach: Walk it off!
This is Chuck Taylor-worthy from Peter Shankman, founder of HARO.
Woman goes shopping for turkeys at the supermarket, but they're all really small, and she has to feed a whole family. She says to the stockboy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" "No, ma'am," he replies. "They're dead."