A few months ago, Mum & I were having tea, and she said, "I'm brushing up on my Hungarian." I thought it was like the time that she randomly decided to study Chinese. Didn't I tell you? she asks. No. She told my sister several times. Wow, Mum's really excited about her trip to Hungary.
Trip? Hungary? What?
Oh, I'm sure I must have told you. I'm going to build a house for Habitat for Humanity.
Of course you are. You're my mother! Today I'm picking her up at the airport & will hear all about her adventures. I do have the scoop on her next trip, however. Antartica. That's right. Because she's my mother.
WELCOME HOME, MUM!