Queen Anne: Dog Tolerator
Me: The girls have a vet appointment on Friday.
Mum: Girls? They're not girls. They're DOGS!
Me: Well, girl-dogs, then.
Mum: A female dog is called a bitch.
Me:
Mum: Well!
Me: Yo, I'm takin' ma bitches to da vet on Friday, dawg.
Mum: Whooo-who-who-who-who! [that's how she sounds when she laughs--no, really!]
That's not what I meant!
Me: Well!
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