It's funny because it's disgusting. Here's a guy who woke up to find that his dog had chewed off his toe.
I love when the wife says that the dog only ate the infected part, "which was great." Because, you know. That's what you want in your family pet; one that knows the difference between healthy leave-it-alone human flesh, and the it's-OK-to-consume flesh. Nothing says "man's best friend" like a dog willing to gnaw off part of his master's rotting phalange. It seems to me that if you can sleep thru your dog chewing off an infected body part, perhaps that toe isn't your biggest problem. Celebrating his wife citizenship. Congratulations, honey. Zzzzzzz...thunk....ahhhhh!!! Where's my bloody toe?!!! [literally] As it turns out, the dog saved his life, so that's good.
Thanks to @skydiver Peter Shankman for tweeting about this. And HAPPY Birthday! :-)