Convo with John Morgan

John's description of the sales woman who assisted him at Nordstrom's: 

She had the Nordstrom Look. You know the kind--some type of pantsuit with a tableclothy thing draped around. 

I'm thinking, Tablecloth?  [insert gentle truck driver laugh]

Yeah, a shawl wrapped around the neck that hangs down, looks long enough to be a tablecloth. 

Oh.