This is a rock I painted when I was 12. My mother has kindly packed it through several moves and it always sits in her kitchen window. Looks v. labyrinthian and is a glimpse into my future rock-painting endeavors...finding a rock and looking at the shape and letting that be the guide for how it evolves.
And speaking of turtles, this is a joke I first heard from Paul McCartney (in an interview. It wasn't like we were having tea or anything).
A turtle mugged a snail. At the police station, the police officer says, "Tell me what happened." And the snail replies, "I don't know. It all happened so fast."
Hahahahaha! It's all perspective, innit?