Happy Easter from Eddie Izzard

I couldn't find the clip of the convo between Jesus & God:
God: Jesus, you've got to go down there, start a new religion.
Jesus: Awww, Daaaad...what's Mum think of all this?

Jesus: I said, "Take this wine, it is my blood."
God: You said what? Why couldn't you just say, "Take this wine, it's a merlot?"

Hahahaha Happy Easter, everyone! Going over to Pioneer Sister's for an egg hunt. YAY!