Favourite lines:
[Gluten intolerance is the] hottest trend in the new age community since we found out we don't have to eat animals. Gluten is the new animal you don't have to eat.
GF bread: The coagulation of mysterious flours that form a brick with the density of a black hole and the dryness of a desert.
. . . while you sit on top of your moral high ground made of rice flour
[This is] based on medical evidence that's yet to be discovered.
